She killed nine arctic foxes with her bare hands to make that coat

UK tabloid The Sun has more details this morning on supermodel Naomi Campbell's arrest last week at Heathrow Airport. In addition to spitting and punching a male police officer, the supermodel dropped all kinds of racist slurs:

Now cops claim she called a [police officer] a “white ****” and a “white s**g” as she was dragged off the LA-bound jet in handcuffs. The police source said Naomi continued, screaming: “f***ing white honkeys” at the officer and her colleagues.

I love it. It's like a racist version of Wheel of Fortune. "Y_ _ F_ _ _ing White H_n_ey, Do Y_ _ _now Wh_ I Am?" . . . I'd like to solve the puzzle Pat: "You Fucking White Honkey, Do You Know Who I Am?" The Sun continues:

Campbell went berserk when she discovered one of her bags was missing at Terminal 5 last Thursday, allegedly spitting at officers who approached. Senior Scotland Yard staff were furious when Naomi later claimed police only arrested her because of her colour. She told a pal: “It just goes to show I have to fight for who I am. It’s because I’m black.” (Source)

I think she may be on to something here. How long has Naomi been a supermodel? 20 years? I bet if she was white, she would been promoted to "SuperSuperModel" years ago. As much as it pains me to say it, the evidence is pretty clear: white people are out to get Naomi Campbell.

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