Pardon her appearance, she didn't take her morning Xanax

ischa Barton will plead no contest to DUI at her arraignment today in a Beverly Hills court. The actress will be placed on three years unsupervised probation, pay a fine of $1700, and have to attend a three month alcohol-education class. People magazine says:

In addition, a marijuana possession charge against the actress will be dropped, due to the small amount found. Another charge of driving without a license will be reduced to an infraction, according to the source. The terms of the plea deal, negotiated by Barton's lawyer Anthony V. Salerno, are expected to be signed off on by the court Thursday. Such a deal is common for first-time offenders. (Source)

I think they mean "first time offenders who have IMDB pages". Because if an ordinary guy like me was arrested for DUI and pot possession, you better believe I'd do more than just pay a fine. Unless I was lucky enough to get Judge Williams. She's a sucker for a guy with a hot body. A flex of my biceps here, a flick of my hair there and voilà, case dismissed.