Maria Menounos jogging in Bel Air (3/29)
If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: you have to shackle the legs FIRST so they can't run away. What's that? She's just jogging? Oh . . . well this is kind of embarrassing. Uhhhh, I was just kidding. April Fools ha ha. Right?
Shackles don't work, Nick. They just start crawling very quickly, and Mother lets them out of the basement.
Keep her eyebrows away from Sharpies.