Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend friend Samantha Ronson in Hollywood (3/27)
Lindsay Lohan is not a lesbian, so says her friend, designer Wayne Joffe. His evidence? The fact that she really really wants to bang Kanye West. Joffe told In Touch Weekly:
"Lindsay is friends with Sam [Ronson] — she isn't a lesbian!" Lindsay, 21, was at Goa in LA on March 27 with Sam, 30, but the DJ was the furthest thing from her mind. "Lindsay was hitting on Kanye West. She was trying to talk to him all night until he finally asked her to join him at his table."
Does trying to hook up with Kanye West really quell the rumors that Lindsay's a lesbian? 5 foot 2 inch whiny rappers are about as masculine as Brooke Hogan is feminine. Now if she fucked a lumberjack or a blacksmith I might believe it. Or a gossip blogger. We're a pretty tough breed. My office chair? Not ergonomic. Do I give a fuck? Well sometimes but mostly no.
"Hitting on Kanye West" simply means to me that the girl is prepared to f**k for tracks! In no way does that make me believe she isn't a lesbian. I actually think she plays baseball as well as softball, if ya know what I mean...
She is addicted to sex. Men, women, lamp posts, ewoks, chairs, etc. She humps it all.
nice white trash nails
I know it's not a caption contest, but I swear I can almost hear Lindsay's "friend" saying "See this pinky? That's all I need to drive her wild, fools"
"Dude, WTF? A little discretion, please?" seems to be Lindsay's replay to this.
I'm down w/ donkey punch, in a couple of years when the booze and coke become ether and crack she'll be happy to "just be friends" with a cucumber, a really big cucumber
Lindsey is probably hoping to get Kanye to help her with her next album. I ain't mad at her for hanging with Samantha. I used to have a gay girlfriend who used to LOVE to go down on me, and I LET HER! Don't knock it until you've tried it!
This low class white trash will bed anything! She is a pathetic loser from hell! Sam is her lover, just like ANYONE who will have her can be! She is a disgrace to the young ladies in Hollywood and her born again Christian father should straighten this loser out! No one likes her, she has NO TALENT, MAKE HER GO AWAY!!!
WHO on Earth would admit to wanting to screw Kanye?? Is he talented? Yes. Is he Rich? Yes. But is he F*ckable? HELL NO! That huge square jaw and Steve Urkel glasses and prep school combo is so corny looking. His attempt to be unique and stylish looks like he's trying too hard. Lindsay must be on the booze band wagon again because this little stunt is silly.
@ISABELLA GUCCI... JUST BECAUSE KANYE HAS A HUGE SQUARE JAW, WEARS STEVE URKEL GLASSES, AND HAS A PREP SCHOOL COMBO AS U PUT IT, DOES NOT AND I REAPEAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT HE CAN NOT LAY IT DOWN IN THE BEDROOM... 4 ALL WE KNOW HE MIGHT BE A BEAST IN THE BEDROOM SO THE CLOTHES AND HOW HE LOOKS DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING HONEY... UNTIL U HAVE SPENT 1 NIGHT WITH KANYE THAN YEA HOLLA AT ME BUT U HAVEN'T SO GIRL BYE.... AND O YEAH ALEXIS PFIFER, (KANYE'S GIRL) IS NOT HAVING THAT LINDSAY BETTER WATCH OUT. LOL