Jessica Simpson at LAX (3/28)

To keep the spark in their relationship alive when they're apart, Jessica Simpson does sexy dances for boyfriend Tony Romo via webcam. A source told Star magazine:

"Jess has no problem showing Tony her favorite Pussycat Dolls routine. ... She will dance in front of her camera until she makes her man happy. ... She thinks it keeps the romance alive while they are far away from each other. ... [Jessica] isn't shy about her body - or her dance moves." (Source)

So we're supposed to believe Jessica Simpson not only owns a webcam but knows how to use it? Bullshit. Last time I checked webcams have cords. Jessica and cords don't exactly get along. Two years ago she bought a new lamp. Ended up wrapping herself around the cord so bad that she was trapped for four days. Had to survive on dog food.

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