Jessica Simpson in Esquire magazine (May)
That's Jessica Simpson's attempt at recreating the "famous" 1965 Esquire cover featuring Virna Lisi. On the one hand she's topless. On the other she's shaving. My penis hasn't been this confused since that time RuPaul blew me. So he's not actually a chick? My bad.
NOTE: Lisi was unable to be reached for comment because no one knows who the fuck she is.
is it me or is that splooge on her chest? I meant thats my splooge on her chest...at least part of it, it had been a few hours since i blew one so the rest went over her head (like everything else) and stuck on the wall
^^^^^^ Okay Peter North!
Every time I watch the evening news, or check out the magazines at my local Borders, I always think to myself that at one time or another those female news readers, or those women on the cover of Good Housekeeping have most likely been on their knees sucking cock. It just makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Of course, even though she's got shaving cream on her face, I just can't help myself, I feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Lisi is a wonderful italian actress...
You can see her in many videos on youtube...!!
I think she is better than Jessica Simpson....Also now that she is 70...She's beautiful and elegant like no other woman...!!
Once again, Simpson shows her absolute lack of anything resembling a creative thought in her empty head. She's re-made songs. Re-made movies. Now she is in the re-make of a photo shoot. Yawn.
And you know her Dad/icky perv is going to say, as he always does "We are still ministering! Just in a different way". Ministering to wankers is who. Can't anyone just make her GO AWAY?!