John Maine is in love
Jennifer Aniston has a secret admirer: New York Mets pitcher John Maine. Maine told In Touch Weekly: **CAUTION: HEAVY GUSHING AHEAD**
"I just love her soft and natural, girl-next-door looks and the way she carries herself, her whole demeanor. Oh, yes, the hair. The hair is unbelievable! I think she just gets better looking as she gets older."
But what about meeting her?
"I’d probably be so nervous, I would trip over my feet. I guess I would take some pictures with her and give her a hug. Maybe she’ll contact me somehow and it will actually happen. Wow, how cool would that be?"
All those in favor of cutting off John Maine's balls with as dull a butter knife as we can find, please raise your hand.
PICS: Jennifer Aniston on the set of Marley & Me in Miami (4/2)
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I thought pitchers needed to have reasonably good eyesight.
ets rock though!
They all look alike upside down.
How the hell old is John Maine, eight?
According to the Mets media guide John Maine is 26 as of opening day.
he's 6-4 and 200 pounds, and lives in Fredericksburg, VA.
i can't that damned pink bikini out of my mind. its like one of those songs that keep popping up in your head out of nowhere.
I love her and she does get better looking with age. Go Jen!