Harry Potter disapproves
J.K. Rowling totally got felt up last night at the Galaxy Book Awards in London. Lucky bastard. Closest I've gotten to feeling up a billionaire author is that time I grabbed Stephen King's junk at a book signing. I blame the wine coolers. You get a couple fuzzy navels in me and there's no telling what I'll do.
I'd hit it!
did the cops arrest him?
put him in jail and throw away the key!
As long as he doesn't take his wand out...
Why would she have her manager arrested? Hmmmm
Mr. Parry Hooter I presume.