Lindsay Lohan cleans up well
I'll never understand Lindsay Lohan. Most of the time she looks like a 45-year-old chain-smoking divorcée, but occasionally -- like last night at the Scarlet Series launch party in Hollywood -- she looks like a total piece of ass. She's like a damn chameleon . . . if a chameleon would suck you off for that last line of coke.
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Gwyneth Paltrow at the premiere of Iron Man in London (4/24)
Gwyneth Paltrow skipped out on a $100k+ dinner thrown in her honor last week in London. After the premiere of Paltrow's latest film Iron Man, 30 of her close friends and family -- including her husband Chris Martin's parents -- were invited to the exclusive Cocoon restaurant. Just minutes before she was supposed to arrive, Paltrow called a Paramount executive at the party and told him she was going to a different restaurant instead. A source told England's Daily Mail:
"A lot of thought and money had gone into the party. Gwyneth had specifically asked for chilled bottles of Perrier Jouet champagne and some vodka cocktails to get the party going. Everything was in place and had been arranged around her. Apparently someone at Paramount got a call saying Gwyneth and Chris were going for dinner and wouldn't be coming. The senior execs were not at all happy. To make matters even worse, the other star of the movie, Robert Downey Jnr, was with her – so there were no stars at the party at all. There were a lot of embarrassed faces. No one could believe that all of Chris's family had made the trip to London, only for their son and daughter-in-law not to turn up."Gwyneth was due to arrive at 10.30pm and had demanded a special entrance so that she and Chris would not be photographed together. They have a pact never to be photographed together and everyone had to go to ridiculous lengths to ensure no one could get a picture, including a ban on cameras inside the venue." (Source)
I know Coldplay sucks and all but, damn Gwyneth, isn't that's a little harsh? If she's so ashamed of Chris why did she marry him? Oh well, I guess it's not too late. I hear one of the dudes from Pearl Jam is single -- Gwyneth should start dating him. I know she's technically still married but what's her husband gonna do? Cry and whine him to death?
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David Hasselhoff backstage at Day 3 of the Coachella Music Festival (4/27)
+ I have no clue who America Olivo is but she's hot! [Bastardly]
+ This Miley Cyrus "scandal" has gotten way too big [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Billionaire dumps Kathy Griffin [Dlisted]
+ Beauty salon? She needs to go back [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Halle Berry's Boobs are Back [Egotastic!]
+ That chick from Baby Mama is gonna be a real baby mama [Just Jared]
+ Even with a beard, Salma Hayek is still hot [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Trishelle from Real World has nice boobs (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Amy Winehouse's dad trying to institutionalize her ass [Cele|bitchy]
+ Hilary Duff gets down and dirty [Popoholic]
+ The governor whore Ashley Dupre is suing Girls Gone Wild [A Socialite's Life]
+ Reese Witherspoon gets with the times [CityRag]
+ Rihanna rockin' the bikini for In Style [The Blemish]
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Alina Puscau
Romanian model Alina Puscau
Jeremey Piven and "friend" at Malibu Beach (4/27)
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt doing her hubby up the butt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Keeley Hazell "Sings" in "Voyeur" Music Video [Egotastic!]
+ James Bond's girlfriend has a pretty nice tramp stamp [Just Jared]
+ Expect Britney to be rocking these by Summer [Lossip]
+ Lisa Marie Scott is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ Miranda Kerr has a nice backside [Derek Hail]
+ Greatest SFW porn scene EVER [Horny Oyster]
+ Erica Campbell in all her glory (NSFW) [Attuworld]
+ Ashton Kutcher needs toilet training [ICYDK]
72% of Michael's dreams start this way
Due to, ahem, "financial difficulties," Michael Jackson is back in the studio recording a new album. And he's serious about it . . . like, "keep all kids away" serious. The New York Post says:
He's hired music producers RedOne and Akon to mastermind his new album, and the trio began working together at the Palms recording studio in Las Vegas Wednesday. "Michael is producing the album himself and then will sell it to a record company when he's finished," our spy said. To maintain the utmost concentration, "Michael has banned his kids from the recording studio. He realizes this is very important and doesn't want any distractions." (Source)
He doesn't want any "distractions"? I'm pretty sure I read in last year's pedophile handbook (now in paperback!) that "distractions" is code for "unsupervised semen receptacles." And what parents are still letting their kids hang around with this pederast? Taking your underage children to hang out with Michael Jackson is like taking a pastry to Rosie . . . both will be swallowed whole.
Cheri Oteri and Will Ferrell at the Spartan Cheerleaders
Gaetano Oteri, the father of former Saturday Night Live star Cheri Oteri, was murdered in Nashville this weekend by famed country songwriter Richard Fagan. TMZ says:
According to the police, Fagan got into a scrape last Saturday night with Oteri, and admitted to cutting him with a pocket knife -- and then got picked up for DUI later that night after downing six shots.Fagan and Oteri had collaborated on several of Fagan's songs, and on Fagan's own website Oteri is credited with helping Fagan through tough times: "Many years ago when Fagan was down and out (see Fagan bio), it was Tommy who took him him and put him on a path to songwriting stardom."
So the country songwriter killed his best friend with a pocket knife, downed six shots of what I'm assuming was whiskey, and then got arrested for DUI in his pickup truck. Are we sure that actually happened and isn't just one of his songs? That'd be like Pharrell shooting a dude while dancing on top of a Ferrari, chugging a bottle of Cristal.
Daisy Fuentes topless! (St. Bart's - 4/27)
The 1994 version of myself hasn't been this excited since Ace of Base dropped their new album. Something tells me they're gonna be a fixture on the pop charts for years to come.
Elizabeth Hurley
Elizabeth Hurley at the Duftstars Awards in Berlin (4/26)
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John Mayer is banging Jennifer Aniston
John Mayer is probably banging Jennifer Aniston. The two had lunch together Saturday in Miami and then were seen returning to Aniston's hotel room later that night. People magazine says:
When it came to lunch, "I was happy to accommodate them," says Charles Bell, general manager of Michael's Genuine Food & Drink in the Miami Design District, which opened its doors for the pair early at 3:30 p.m. for the 90-minute meal. Sitting across from each other in a booth, their heads were close together, and they were engaged in a private conversation, says Bell. "I can't speculate on what kind of meeting it was but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time," he says.The same also seemed to be true later in the day, when the two were seen at Casa Tua on South Beach. With his arm around her, Mayer, 30, and Aniston, 39, left the restaurant a bit before 1 a.m. When they returned to her hotel, they were observed holding hands. (Source)
Is there anyone left John Mayer hasn't dated? The list of hot chicks he's nailed is longer than Schindler's. I guarantee you half of Hollywood could pick his penis out of a lineup. Except Jessica Simpson. She has this nasty habit of passing out when faced with multiple choice questions.
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