Amy Smart on the set of Crank 2 (4/29)
"Nipple Tape Applier" -- I know it doesn't quite have the prestige and glamour of blogging in my underwear but the benefits seem pretty good, mainly that I get to touch boobs and not get slapped. On the downside, I'd have to feign a pretty heavy lisp during the interview. Might even have to drop a few Sex and the City references.* No way they let straight guys do that. A straight guy would already be pepper sprayed and in cuffs. "But officer, licking her boob makes the tape stick better!"
*that Miranda is such a little firecracker!
Lindsay Lohan getting her nails done in Hollywood (4/28)
+ Sophie Monk showing some nice side boobage [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Scarlett Johansson's new song sucks [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lindsay Lohan's Breasts are Back [Egotastic!]
+ Britney Spears' nip slip from the good ol' days [College Humor]
+ The Hills' girls get a Rolling Stone cover. WTF? [Bastardly]
+ Mario Lopez breaks up with hot ass girlfriend [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Tom Cruise fucked Cher? [Dlisted]
+ Pick Mexico's hottest woman [Maxim]
+ Pam Anderson is officially an American [A Socialite's Life]
+ Thiessen! Doherty! Who's hotter! [Double Viking]
+ What a shock, Jessica Alba is not smiling [F-Listed]
+ Emmanuelle Chriqui is a total minx [Popoholic]
+ Kim K has maroon balloons [NinjaDude]
Jennifer Hawkins
Australian model and former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins
Hilary Duff at the War, Inc premiere and afterparty in New York (4/28)
+ More Coleen Mcloughlin bikini pictures [Drunken Stepfather]
+ *This* close to a Kat DeLuna upskirt [Lossip]
+ Lauren Conrad Sex Tape Confirmed [Egotastic!]
+ Best bikini ever? (semi-NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Thieves pick the wrong guy to fuck with [Horny Oyster]
+ Catrinel Menghia is one hot Romanian [Double Viking]
+ Heidi "The Slut" Montag defends Miley Cyrus [ICYDK]
+ CSI actor arrested for drug possession [F-Listed]
+ John Daly naked! AHHHHHH! [Part Mule]
Mariah Carey engaged?
I didn't even know these two were dating but I guess Mariah Carey might be engaged to Nick Cannon. People magazine said:
Wearing a humongous, gleaming ring on her left hand, Mariah Carey stayed close to Nick Cannon at the afterparty for her new film, Tennessee, on Saturday night. The pair held hands at the bash at Cadillac Lounge at Tenjune, which followed the movie's premiere at the Tribeca Film Festival. The two also looked cozy in Vegas on April 14. When asked about a possible engagement, Cannon's rep had no comment; Carey's was unable to be reached for comment. (Source)
Receiving an obnoxiously huge diamond ring from you man doesn't always mean you're engaged . . . just ask Kobe's wife! I'm just being cynical. These two will almost certainly buck the Hollywood trend and stay happily married for weeks to come. Why shouldn't they? Just because Nick's gotten more ass than Mariah's got personalities doesn't mean they won't work -- it just means Nick won't have to cheat!
Bare shoulder? That whore!
Disney basically wants Miley Cyrus to drop off the face of the planet until the Vanity Fair controversy subsides. According to Page Six, a "highranking Disney employee" was overheard at a luncheon this weekend saying:
"You won't be seeing her for a while. The company is keeping her away from events and wants her to keep a very low profile for the next four to six months. They're trying to keep her contained." (Source)
I know everyone's up in arms over these pics because Miley's supposed to be a role model to young girls everywhere. So she causes a generation of girls to grow up and become sluts. Is that really a bad thing? In about ten years, I'm probably gonna go through a midlife crisis. I'll need those slutty 18 and 19-year-olds to lean on.
NOTE: I love the language. "They're trying to keep her contained." In the span of about a week, Miley's gone from "moneymaking robot" to "infectious disease."
Lance Bass leaving Villa nightclub in L.A. last night
There's plenty of man meat to go around. Damn. I didn't know Lance was this popular. He's like Elvis, if Elvis knew way too much about self-tanning lotions.
[Splash News]
Kristin Cavallari
Kristin Cavallari at the Scarlet Series launch party in Hollywood
Brooke Hogan and Jennifer McDaniel in L.A. (4/28)
Brooke Hogan came face to face with her dad's look-a-like girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel yesterday in L.A. That's Brooke on the right . . . or is that her on the left? Dude, I don't even know. These bitches need to wear name tags or something. Look below, even the Hulkster's confused . . . please tell me he's confused . . . please tell me he's not knowingly lotioning up his daughter's ass . . . awww fuck, he is. And he's wayyyyyy too in to it. I don't know how big Hulkster's spank bank is (mine goes back to 5th grade) but I guarantee you it's full now.
NOTE: I'm sure if you could see Joe Simpson right now, he'd be furiously scribbling notes. "Note to self: install pool."
NSFW!
Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.
