Iliana Fischer bikini pics! (Malibu - 3/18)
There's a rumor this chick used to be a Playboy model but I'm not buying it. Not unless her likes includes "looking vaguely manish". The dog she's holding is a perfect metaphor for my penis: it's terrified and small.
No.She is not.
Get jessica Simpson some makeup stat!
Iliana really DID pose for Playboy and her photos were some of the most outstanding ones in the last several years ...
to view them go here:
http://www.mycenterfolds.net/cyber/iliana-fischer/iliana43.html
When she is not modeling, Iliana likes to look the LEAST modelish as she possible can...it keeps her grounded,humble,down-to-earth and sane;and attracts less attention/haters to her in her day-to-day routine....she KNOWS that modeling/acting is ALL an illusion and likes to play BOTH SIDES and mess with everyone's heads!!!!!!!!!!
THE JOKES ON YOU!
p.s. Afterall, she IS a Psychology major....mind games are her FORTE!
...and YES- SHE DID graduate from U.C. Berkeley. She made it through as a single mom of a two-year old daughter- WHILE she was on welfare.....
got two degrees: a major (Psychology)
a minor (Spanish literature/poetry)
she speaks several languages and lived in Milan,Italy for modeling AFTER motherhood,appearing in Baywatch, made several feature film straight-to-dvd or Cable appearances, other TV shows, a musicvideo;and THEN recorded and appeared in her OWN musicvideo and cd on Comcasts musicvideo channel....the cdance d is in spanish and english and is called "Caliente".Her singles did great on dj clubcharts and got radioplay in Florida & the East coast...
she's currently collaborating with hit reggaeton artist :Quba Libre on some songs....
so, if iliana looks alittle tired,rundown or outta-shape once-in-awhile in her candid paparazzi photos, she has GOOD REASON: SHE'S F-G EXHAUSTED!!!!
HOW BOUT YOU???????????/?????