David Hasselhoff at LAX (4/13)

David Hasselhoff is not just a judge on America's Got Talent, he actually has his own unique talent, too: using his assistant to score ass. A source told the New York Daily News:

"Last week, a group of three came into [Murray Hill bar in New York City], and they were laughing up a storm. They had just come from a taping of 'America's Got Talent,' where Hasselhoff is a judge. The female of the group [a busty, cute brunette] was approached by the assistant of David Hasselhoff after the taping, and he gave her an autographed photo of him. On the back of the photo was the assistant's phone number and a suggestion that she get in touch with 'them.' Also listed was the name of the hotel [the London] where they were staying."

But did the lady call? Apparently not.

"She thought it was pathetic and funny," laughs the snitch. (Source)

This is why I want to be famous. When you're rich and famous, you can afford to have some lackey take your head shot up to hot chicks with your digits on it. Then, from the comfort of your hotel room, you just sit back and wait for the ones with low self esteem to call. And, if they happen to laugh at you for being "pathetic", at least they're not doing it to your face . . . like they occasionally do now . . . OK, all the time . . . anyone have a tissue?

[BauerGriffinOnline]