Alicia Keys thinks gangsta rap was invented by the government

Ten seconds ago, that hand was holding a cupcake

In this month's Blender magazine, singer/conspiracy theorist Alicia Keys claims that gangsta rap is actually a ploy used by the government to "convince black people to kill each other." And it gets better. E! writes:

Think you know Alicia Keys? That subtly sexy siren who sings family-friendly fare is also an out-and-out conspiracy theorist who wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck and believes Tupac and Biggie Smalls were assassinated, their rivalries stoked by "the government and the media to stop another great black leader from existing." (Source)

The real unexplainable phenomenon here is that people actually listen to her music. Here's my conspiracy theory: Alicia's music has subliminal messages embedded in it like, "buy my CDs", "download my songs", and "act like I'm desirable even though I have a fat ass and can't leave the house without wearing more makeup than a circus clown". Of course, I could be wrong. Some people* probably just buy her CDs so they can masturbate to the album cover.

*Me (that subliminal shit works)

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Stupid cunt. Is she that young that she doesn't remember how the government wanted record companies to stop selling "gangsta rap" albums? I'm pretty sure Death Row Records wasn't a branch of the government. And for the record, black people don't need much nudging on wanting to kill each other.

Agreed. What an idiot

and then gov't made them fight each other and pull the trigger. What has she been smoking?

She just said this to scare her white mother.

Yes, and the government also put drugs in Popeye chicken to keep the black man down too. Paranoid much?!

This racist dumb cunt should have her record contract pulled.

Would this sort of talk be acceptable if she was a white supremacist?

wow. such ignorant comments being made. And calling a woman a cunt for her stationg her own opinion, is sad.

they weren't assassinated

them niggas got SHOT

YOUR ALL A BUNCH OR RACIST ASS CRACKERS. AND...whats wrong with having a fat ass? Whit bitches have flat asses and big boobs...BORING.

SUCH LOOSE USE OF THE N-WORD TOO? YOUR ALL SO IGNORANT. I WONT BE VISITING THIS SITE AGAIN.

Rachel -

Everyone, including Alicia Keys, is entitled to espouse whatever opinions they want. This is why she is not being thrown in jail or burned at the stake. But others are just as entitled to criticize and ridicule those opinions, especially in cases such as this in which the the opinions are so incredibly stupid and without a shred of merit.

When I first read about these "theories" that Keys has, I was not surprised in the least. It has always been plainly evident that Alicia is far from bright, and it is highly likey that she doesn't even understand what a theory actually is. In addition, Keys has clearly demonstrated her racism through her lyrics and her videos. Her idea of the ideal man is a low-life hood rat wearing a prison jump suit. I'm sure that in her dim, twisted, racist mind, every black man in prison was framed by the "white" system. Of course that would beg the question, who is it exactly that is committing the mountain of violent crime that so clearly exists in every US city? Are they white men in black face? LOL!

Amy probably won't read this, but just in case, I'm Black, and that was some stupid ass shit for the sistah to say outside of her living room, and you know it.

Amy -

There's a huge difference (no pun intended) between a shapely, fit, muscular ass and a fat ass. Black women all seem to take such pride in having a big ass, but the truth is that most are simply fat. Black women are disproportionately obese, and there is NOTHING pretty about that. Obesity - whether it's in the form of a fat ass, fat gut, fat arms/legs and/or fat face - is the most unattractive trait a person can have. And even were that not the case, the negative health ramifications of obesity are nothing to take lightly (again... no pun intended). Most obese people think it's no big deal to continually stuff their faces with enough calories to sustain a horse, but their attitude will soon change when their ravaged body justifiably begins to fail them. So laugh it up moron...

And I find it amusing (while not at all surprising) that in one breath you casually use the derogatory terms "cracker" and "white b*tches", while in the next breath you complain about the use of the word "n*gger". You obviously believe, as do so many black Americans, that your skin color somehow makes you racially above reproach. The truth is that you yourself are as racist as any "cracker" that ever donned a white hood. And furthermore, the use of the word "n*gger" by everyone should by all rights be on the rise, since low-class gutter trash black rap/hip hop culture has gone to such great lengths in recent years to saturate the airwaves with it.

William, all you need is the sheet and hood.

Word-- you need to re-read the second half of what William said and let your brain guide you, not your gut.

The first part, well, that's a personal taste issue. The latter is brilliant.

Keys is a racist asstard who doesn't know when to stifle herself, has been for years.

Why do you think William needs a sheet and hood, Word? Is he wrong about any of his points? Open your mind, dude.

Carlos! When William said most Black women are simply fat, that was a blanket statement. Quite a bit of it was ranting. Anger issues? My mind is open, but chopping cotton is out of fashion, dude! LOL!

Word -

I can assure you that I judge EVERYONE by the same metric - their behavior. I do not, as far too many blacks currently do, excuse bad and/or criminal behavior on the basis of historical wrongs... whether actual or perceived. Your apparent inability to understand my straightforward, reasonable argument changes nothing.

And while I'm at it, let me add one thing with regard to the commonly tossed about labels "white" and "black". I am nothing if not a realist, and the reality is that these labels are absurdly simplistic. Every human being's ancestry is a mixed bag, and the further back you're willing to look in your family tree, the more racial diversity you are likely to find. When I describe myself as "white", I do so with the full understanding that the Spanish half of my ancestral tree is chock full of African blood, by virtue of the relatively recent Moorish conquest and occupation of Spain (yes, those were actual dark-skinned Muslim Africans subjugating Europeans for personal gain!). Now I don't have to be a geneticist to see that Alicia Keys has nearly as much European blood running through her veins as I do. And yet based on her words and actions I can only conclude that she either fails to recognize her "whiteness", or simply chooses to ignore it to make herself feel more noble or more entitled. Alicia and other dim wits like her, who are constantly playing the race card for their own benefit, are today almost as much a barrier to racial harmony as were the southern white supremacists during the Jim Crow era.

This brings to mind one of the many reasons I find Tiger Woods to be such an admirable man. Despite constant pressure from the out-dated, entrenched black "leadership" (you know... the usual suspects), Tiger has consistently rejected the notion that he is simply "black", and refuses to ignore the considerable Asian ancestry he inherited from his Thai mother. Then again, Tiger is clearly a man of great intellect, while the overwhelming majority of rap/hip hop "artists" like Keys occupy the other end of the intelligence spectrum.

With regard to my previous statements about fat asses...

Again, "Word" demonstrates that he has difficulty comprehending the English language. Literacy issues? But I will restate my point... Obesity has reached epidemic proportions in America. It is a simple FACT that the majority of Americans of all stripes are obese. The proportion among self-describing blacks is known to be significantly higher. Therefore the statement that most blacks are obese is absolutely true (and easily observable). It follows from logic (and again, simple observation) that most large-assed black women simply have a fat ass. No matter how much false pride they have in their large ass, they are still just fat chicks. I fully recognize that this is a personal taste issue, as GooGoo stated above. If fat asses are your thing, more power to ya buddy. But in my book, a round, firm, muscular ass is attractive... a big fat ass is definitely not. And that's my last word on the subject of fat female asses.

John Lennon was tracked by the FBI. So the FBI must have started Rock Music...

Look into Skull and Bones, Jay Z, Rockefellers, Roc-a-fella records, fremmasonry, the number 4, why Jay Z and Beyonce got married on 4/4, etc. Alicia Keys is smarter and wealthier than all you fucks. Check pictures of Gov Schwartzenegger wearing a skull and bones belt buckle in esquire magazine, Rhianna wearing skull and bones earings, Bush and Kerry members of skull and bones...Jay Z is a freemason, working for the Rockefeller banking empire. Wake up, you fucking morons. 9/11 was an inside job. See Gulf of Tonkin and False Flag Terror for details. Skull and Bones= The Jolly Rodger, historical symbol for piracy. Your minds have all been hijacked and you're all wrong. Cuttingthroughthematrix.com

First of all her FAT ASS has nothing to do with her music or her beliefs.Is she wants to believe that about the government she can.Hell the way Bush has run the office i believe what she is saying is true.So Fuck all ya'll haters you bitches are just mad because she is a beautiful talented BLACK WOMEN and you bitches can't handle it!!!!

Who the hell let someone with an IQ over 100 into these forums! God Dammit!!! This isn't mensa.com!!!

Hey Doc Jimmy- why didn't the Beatles ever own their own music?

IQ over 100? Looks to me like William just writes long posts in a pointless attempt to sound intelligent. More importantly, he makes generalizations and is pretty hypocritical:

Someone makes an opinion that has racist connotations.

Rachel says, "That person is ignorant," her impression being that the "cunt" comments were because she's a woman making a claim.

William says, "They are entitled to their own opinion" as if to tell Rachel that she was somehow not entitled to HER opinion of what they were trying to say. It bothers me when people try to censor people by using the "free speech" argument.

So now I say, at the end of my own unnecessarily long post, William, I think you are close-minded and ignorant in your own right. You claim not to judge people differently, yet you continually generalize "blacks" in negative connotations. Then you go on to make fun of someone's grammar, which is completely unnecessary and off point. You haven't made a single intelligent argument, but you've insulted plenty of people.

And for the record, some women have larger asses than others, and a lot of the time that has nothing to do with obesity. For you to try to use the fact that obesity in America has skyrocketed in the past decade as some sort of scapegoat for your racist comments is more disgusting than any amount of cellulite.

Wow! All this over someone's opinion. Either you agree, or disagree. Does it have to resort to all the name calling? Alicia Keys is a very talented artist, and I respect her work. Whether or not I agree with what has been said doesn't matter. How I feel, or act is not influenced by peoples comments, or opinions. They are entitled to say what they want. Whether it is right, or wrong. How you respond to what has been says speaks larger volumes then the comment itself. Bottom line. If that is how Alicia Keys feels then that is how she feels.

thank you manugaineu ^ peace

So, she may be a total whackjob, but I won't stand for anyone saying anything bad about that great, great ass. Hot Damn!

I said Hot Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I said, I said, I said
HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Typical hypocrites. It's okay for Alicia Keys to blame whitey, but if whitey says anything about it he must be a racist cracker. Racism is a two-way street and Alicia Keys is a racist.

Black people call me white boy. What would happen if I called one of them black boy?

Racism lives on through black people. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton proliferate racism.

RACISM FTL.

Blah Blah Blah! STFU and help me find Nick!

Hey Billy Bob what WOULD happen? Try it and I'll give you a ride to the clinic.

yeah, she's a racist
but look at her b b b booty
I SAID HOT DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i says i says

I'm a bi racial woman and refuse to give up any parts of me. I'm white with Scots/French & Somalie heritage. I look mostly black and some might say exotic. I've been close to both sides of my family but won't be around my black relatives as much because they've continued to make it clear I'm not black enough which is equal to not being good enough in their eyes. In order to be more palatable to the black community I have to speak and think in terms of what is acceptable to them. I've gotten over it but see this same attitude perpetuated by many bi racial people. They think if they don't conform they will lose out on something. In the media this is no more evident than in the music industry. And now in politics. Barack Obama is but one example of a person who assumes black superiority evident in his books and behavior. The media helps promote the idea that if you are bi racial you'd better identify more black than white or you will be turned out by the community you most look like. When do you ever see a bi racial woman on tv with a white man? Or a bi racial man with a white woman? When I first saw Alicia Keys I thought what a beauty but after her first album couldn't get into her. Even if I wanted to like her, her voice just isn't the deal for me. Whether or not 'really' AK believes the Black Pantherism rhetoric is irrelevant. She has bought into racist trash talk. There are self loathing jews and there are self loathing bi racial's. I decided long ago I was going to stay free of labels that stereo type and define myself by my own standards. If that bugs some people, I'm not worried.

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