Archive: April, 2008

Kim Smith

American model Kim Smith

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Elisha Cuthbert leaving Katsuya restaurant in Hollywood (4/29)

+ Mary Kate Olsen wears a see through shirt (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ More Keeley Hazell Topless is Nuts [Egotastic!]
+ Miley Cyrus resurfaces [Just Jared]
+ Jessica Alba is just about ready to pop [Lossip]
+ Nice new pic of Halle Berry’s HUGE rack [Webster’s Is My Bitch]

+ Jason Biggs gets married [ICYDK]
+ Jimi Hendrix sex tape to be released [Attuworld]
+ Katie Holmes shipped off to Scientology boot camp [Cele|bitchy]
+ Even in black and white, Bar Refaeli is gorgeous [Horny Oyster]

[WENN]

Dina Lohan filming her new reality show at a youth center in Harlem (3/28)

I know this has nothing to do with the story but how long do you think it’d take to bang Dina Lohan if you were locked in a room with her and a six pack of Coors Light? 10 minutes? 5 minutes? The New York Post says:

Dina Lohan needs to learn when to call it a night. The soon to be reality wreck hit Monday’s “Made of Honor” premiere party with galpals at the Metropolitan Club, where she stayed till the wee hours. “She was dancing, drinking and playing with her hair extensions,” said our spywitness. “The hours are going by and everyone is leaving, some people left very late, and she was still there partying, still going. She probably stayed past the staff.” (Source)

What kind of example is Dina setting for her children? The kind of example where it’s OK to blow the bartender if he puts an extra shot of rum in your Long Island Iced Tea? Yes, exactly.

[Splash News]

Heather Locklear in Hawaii (4/29)

I don’t even care that these pictures of me flirting with Heather Locklear were leaked. Go ahead, mock me.

[Splash News]

Benji Madden is in love

I guess Benji Madden really is in love with Paris Hilton. Paris told People magazine Monday that her new “best friend” recorded a very special love song for her. All together now: Awwwwwwwwwww.

“Benji’s my best friend. He’s just different from any guy that I’ve ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he’d be there for me, no matter what . . . He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio. He surprised me with it. It’s called, ‘Shine Your Light.’ It’s this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me.” (Source)

A love song? Benji does realize he’s dating Paris Hilton, right? Pulling out is a romantic gesture to that chick. Writing her a song to get some ass is like squirrel hunting with a guided missile. It’s a little overkill.

[WENN]

Emmy Rossum

Emmy Rossum at the Scarlet Series launch party in Hollywood

[WENN, BauerGriffinOnline, Pacific Coast News]

Clay Aiken has a fan

An obsessed fan is so in love with Clay Aiken that she’s seen his Broadway show Spamalot more than 40 times. The New York Daily News says:

. . . one of the other actors asked her why she was so devoted to the carrot-topped crooner.

“She said, ‘He is the Savior.’ She is at the stage door from 9:30 in the morning, waiting all day to talk to people as they come in. She says talking to the other actors, she feels a step closer to Clay.” (Source)

This fat* chick is doing it all wrong. If you’re a desperate woman hellbent on stalking a guy, make sure A) the person is famous, B) that he wears less make-up than you, and C) won’t scream “ewwwww, kooties!” when you show up naked in his bed. Also, I’m pretty sure Jesus isn’t going to resurrect himself in the image of Clay. Liberace on the other hand . . .

*assumed

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Don’t click the picture. Just trust me dude, don’t click the picture.

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Rumer Willis is one of the most beautiful people in the world

Every year the People magazine “Most Beautiful People” issue is released around this time and every year America lets out a collective “ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?” to People’s editors. Making the cut this year? Rumer Willis. So People magazine editors, let me be the first to proudly say, “ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!?” The only list this chick should be making is my annual compiling of the “100 Most Pale Celebrities”. Rumer wins again!

UPDATE: Amanda Beard made the list? Really? I saw her at the ESPYS last year and “beautiful” was the last word I’d use to describe her. Her face looks like something that would haunt kids in an R.L. Stine novel. Apparently the main qualifying factor to make this list is no major physical deformities.

A wheelchair? Are you fucking kidding me?

So I guess one of the dudes on Dancing with the Stars, Cristian de la Fuente, hurt his arm or something on Monday during a dance. He had to go the hospital and everything. . . oh god, I can literally feel myself growing a vagina talking about this . . . There was some question as to whether Cristian would be able to continue as a pulled arm muscle makes it damn near impossible to do jazz hands. Anyways he dramatically announced on last night’s show that he would continue:

“Weeks ago, a deaf woman took the chance of dancing. I can dance.” (Ed. Note: The deaf woman he’s referring to is contestant Marlee Matlin)

Believe it or not Cristian, deaf people can dance. They can also do things like drive cars, smile, and vote. A few have been known to actually feed themselves . . . without help! I know you don’t want to believe it, but those freaks are a lot like us normal, “non-broken” people. It shocks me that in 2008 we still have to deal with insensitive people like this. Sigh