Those implants are a prank for Ashton Kutcher's new show, right?
Tori Spelling wants to be part of the new Beverly Hills 90210 spinoff in the works. She told Good Day L.A. earlier today:
"They should give me a call. Every teen drama needs a MILF, right?" (Source)
Uhhhh, yeah Tori, do you know any?
Grand Canyon-through the chest of time.
Is that a gunshot wound?
There's something really distracting in this photo.... I think it's the guy near the car underneath the blue signboard.
That's not a chestwound, it's a spitoon.
I feel sorry for this guy. All tranny and confused.
And a sucking chest wound to boot.
Hang in there, buddy!
Tori...a MILF? Oh God, I don't know whether I'm laughing so hard I'm crying, or crying so much I'm laughing.
I'd still do her
You could title pretty much any story "Tori Spelling is High" and it would still be true and relevant.