Tori Spelling promoting her new book in New York (3/11)

Despite reports that Tori Spelling's new baby was bringing her closer to her mother Candy, she still hates the bitch. In her new memoir sTORI TELLING, Tori blasts her:

"I don't think my father had to die so soon. Her relationship with Mark was disturbing, and I thought it had taken a toll on my father when his health was in jeopardy. I wrote an e-mail [to Candy] saying ... You should never have been the wife to a man so generous and loving. You never deserved him. You never deserved to have children like me and Randy. The greatest lesson you taught me is how not to be a mother and a wife." (Source)

Damn Tori's brutal. I'd suggest she moonlight as a UFC fighter -- but judging from her grill -- she probably already does. In the end though, I think all of Tori's hate actually stems from postpartum depression -- as in since her birth 34 years ago, Tori's been depressed because of how she looks.

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