Jessica Alba at the Teen Choice Awards at UCLA's Pauley Pavilion on Saturday

+ Amy Winehouse's husband gets his ass beat in prison [Dlisted]

+ Leann Rimes' husband is gay, right? [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Gisele Bundchen is Teh Sexy [Egotastic!]

+ When did Tyra Banks start looking like a blow up doll? [Bastardly]

+ For the four of you who've never seen Paris Hilton's boobs (NSFW) [College Humor]

+ Top 10 Vehicular Movie Sex Scenes [Maxim]

+ Unless She’s Topless, Shannon Elizabeth Isn’t Worth It [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Mischa Barton looks like hell [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Celebrities flash gang signs, too [CityRag]

+ Donald Trump wants to hire the Spitzer hooker [A Socialite's Life]

+ Top 5 Euphemism for Abortion. F'ing hilarious [Double Viking]

+ Britney Spears is a fan of colon cleansing [Yeeeah!]

+ That's pretty much how Victoria Beckham always looks [popbytes]

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