Do not speak of Jessica Alba’s pregnancy boobs

Gee what a shock, she's seems angry

You do not talk about pregnancy boobs. During an Oscars red-carpet interview, Jessica Alba is pissed that Ryan Seacrest had the nerve to ask her if she's gonna breast feed. A source told the National Enquirer:

"Jessica was really embarrassed and taken aback by Ryan's inappropriate question. She couldn't believe he'd say something so rude to her on live television!" (Source)

I never thought I'd say this but here goes: Ryan Seacrest is badass! As a reward for asking Jessica about her milk wagons, I'm officially moving him down on the "I fucking hate you scale" -- he's now rated just above that demon spawn Dakota Fanning. Don't let her fool you, that bitch is pure evil. I always figured Ryan didn't have the balls to ask a question like that (rumor is he was neutered back in 1997). Of course a great follow up question would have been: "Can I watch?"

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Seacrest is an idiot gameshow host who knows nothing about breasts.

She is still so beautiful, but the baby must have replaced her "humor chip".

It seems that for the past few years she just looked pissed all the time.

"humour chip" he he

how is that a rude question?!!

It's rude because it is too intimate a question for the red carpet shavon, and too bad someone had to explain that shit to you.

Yeah, totally inappropriate! He should instead asked "How far can you squirt your milk already?".

I'm sure he didn't even ask that question, UgliestGuy, but his mouth was full of dick butter.

The hell with her. Sure, she is/was hot as hell, but Hollywood is packed with pussy just as fine as hers as far more pleasent to be around.

Hey, Nick's Stalker and 'dick butter' sort of rhyme! *sorry, no emoticon, I'm NOT calling you dick butter*

you people have way too much time on your hands to care about what the fuck these people do, are you really going to loose sleep over ryan seacrest asking a question. who fucking cares. GET FUCKING LIVES PEOPLE

Stosh, I can't wait until you hit puberty and finally realize the irony of your comment. I also can't wait until your dad takes his dick out of your mouth. xoxoxoxoxo

She just seem miserable anytime anyone makes the slightest mention of her pregnancy. Ok so she got knocked up and could possibly be a single mother some day. It happens! She's head for some serious PPD (post par. depression). She's overrated and really isnt that great of an actress anyway.

I feel you on Dakota Fanning. . she's gonna be a wild & weird one.

I luv Ryan he always ask pretty good questions.

@ Stosh

you people have way too much time on your hands to care about what the fuck these people do, are you really going to loose sleep over ryan seacrest asking a question. who fucking cares. GET FUCKING LIVES PEOPLE
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People who make comments like this should be banned blog sites.

You have some nerve telling people to get a life when your dumb ass is here reading the same shyt.. Shut the F up!

Please!!!

it is a rude question. why would he, Ryan gaycrest or anybody need to know if she or any female is breast feeding?

seriously...what kind of question is that...what if it was your mother or sister?

It's so not an inappropriate question! It's too bad that she thinks breasts are sexual and sinful, and should be treated as such. Breastfeeding is only natural, I breastfed both of my kids, IN PUBLIC. Get over it. She just wanted something else to be pissy about, surprise surprise.

damn strait..all he did was ask out loud what every other dude in the world(including myself..) thinks when then see Jessica's milk bags. This clears up two things..#1 he's probably not gay after all (or if he was, being that close to her took care of it). and #2 he obviously is STILL a dumbass. As far as Jessica goes...smile will ya?! preggo boobs RULE!!

ask your mother if this is an inapropriate question you douchebags

The question was very inappropriate, and that's what made it BRILLIANT. If you want to read about nice celebrity encounters, go to the Entertainment Tonight website. Then when you're done with that drivel, buy a shotgun with a toe attachment and do what your parents should have done.

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