Piven got laid

Jeremy Piven in New York early this morning

There's only one reason a drunken man stops by an ATM at 3 in the morning: hooker money.

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5 Comments

Kati | March 4, 2008 7:18 PM | Reply

or coke money

Steve | March 4, 2008 9:58 PM | Reply

There's a Chris Rock joke that comes to mind.

laurella | March 4, 2008 11:34 PM | Reply

another site said weed money, but im going to go with all three

Just Saying | March 6, 2008 7:47 AM | Reply

Lucky guy!

Hmmm | August 31, 2008 11:51 PM | Reply

He's probably getting money to buy his girlfriend a guilt present.