Did Brad and Angelina get married?

So did Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married over the weekend or not? Star magazine claims they did but both People and Us Weekly say they didn't. Star's claim:

Star can exclusively reveal that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who are expecting twins this summer, tied the knot during an intimate wedding ceremony in the couple's adopted city of New Orleans, Louisiana on Saturday afternoon. As Star has reported, Brad had long wanted the ceremony to take place in the city devastated by Hurricane Katrina, while Angelina preferred a small, intimate ceremony in France. Clearly Brad won out as the planned ceremony took place in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel. The now husband and wife, along with their four children, are expected to return to Texas, where Brad is currently filming Tree of Life. (Source)

But People magazine says:

Despite reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wedded in a New Orleans church Saturday, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE there was "no wedding." (Source)

Us Weekly adds:

Online reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt tied the knot in New Orleans Saturday are "complete and total bullshit," a source tells Usmagazine.com. "Bottom line, they aren't even in New Orleans," the source tells Us. (Source)

Does this surprise anyone? There's only one place in the world where the typical wedding consists of a couple with one illegitimate child and two more on the way: Louisiana. If you need further proof that Louisiana is the birthplace of shotgun weddings, I present you with Exhibit A: Jamie Lynn Spears. Of course Exhibit B is their state motto: "Come as you are. Leave Different*."

*Pregnant

PICS: The wedding chapel where the couple was allegedly married

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