Patrick Swayze has five weeks to live?
The National Enquirer claims Patrick Swayze has only five weeks to live. Earlier this year the actor was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer that has since spread to other organs. Since receiving the news Swayze and his wife have been traveling the Stanford University cancer center in Palo Alto to receive treatment but doctors are less than optimistic. An insider told the mag:
"He was told he could have two more treatments, but his cancer was not responding. In short - they held out little hope for a cure. It's time to start praying for a miracle." (Source)
This better not be one of those funny plays on words like "I'm dying to see you", "I died laughing", or "You have an inoperable brain tumor." The doctor totally got me with that last one a few weeks ago. It still gives me headaches when I think about it . . . or when I think about anything else . . . weird.
PIC: Patrick Swayze at the grand opening of the Planet Hollywood Resort in Las Vegas (11/2007)
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UPDATE: Swayze's publicist just confirmed to the New York Post that he has cancer:
Twinkle-toed tough guy Patrick Swayze has been diagnosed with terminal cancer and might only have weeks to live, a rep for the dirty dancer said today.Swayze's publicist confirmed to Page Six that he's suffering from pancreatic cancer, which could tragically bring down the curtain on his remarkably diverse career.
Swayze was diagnosed with the cancer more than a month ago.
The average life expectancy is six to nine months, with only 4 percent of patients live more than five years.
Last month, Page Six reported that the "Ghost" star underwent a serious "gastrointestinal procedure" at Stanford University Medical Center. His rep said then that the procedure went well and that he was "home and happy." (Source)
I loved Dirty Dancing (yes, I know it's corny). I hope that this isn't true and it's only his career that's dead.
cancer sucks *hugs to him and the fam*
Patrick and Chris Farley in the Chippendale Dance Off. Funny shit.
Wow, tacky headline
tacky headline? your name is donkey punch, TACKY
Allie's got a point, for real.
pancreatic cancer is like the worst of that whole slime pool of cancers so don't be stingy on the meds people he's like the wind now.
allie you no doubt are one of those fat angry women that defend Jennifer Love Hewitt.
yes donkey punch you are right. i just sit around eating a big bag of cheetos waiting for a dumb shit like you to assume i am angry and fat. and im going to go ahead and guess you are the one that gets donkey punched not the other way around. :)
donkey punch likes it up the ass
Yes, velvet. Stop drooling. Repeating what allie said doesn't mean you get to sleep with that fat pig.
She is too busy eating cheetos and wondering why she is alone.
LOL donkey punch is getting it up the ass
you cant talk shit about a headline being tacky if you call yourself donkey punch. allie was right
im not lonely asshole i have doritos, dr.pepper, oreos, and pizza to keep me company. suck it bitch!!
It's more like the Donkey Show. LOL
Y'all leave that dunkey alone, he ran outa Crisco.
Oh well. Patrick should have stopped smoking earlier and now it's too late. R.I.P. in advance. :/
david. harsh much?
All the poor women being offended by the joke about a "donkey punch". Stop being a bunch of crying victims and knock that chip off your shoulders.
The poor man is dying and this website has a sensational headline that declares him dead in April.
- Donkey punch was also one of several slang names for trades conducted by Enron.
- "Donkey Punch" is also the name of Sweetwater Brewing Company's fall seasonal beer. It is a barley wine.
- Donkey Punchers was the name of one of the co-competitors with the Average Joe's team in Dodgeball.
- Donkey Punch is also the name of the Liquid Soul song from album Here's The Deal.
Beauuuuuuuuuuuuudy!!!!!!!!! Noooooooo!!!!!!!!
Donkey Punch you are letting the team down, dude.
yeah you are trying way to hard donkey punch. you got punked now get over it
Damn. I lost my dad to pancreatic cancer in July 07. Damn.
I think Donkey Punch's mistake was immediately going to the "you must be fat" line. That's so traditional and uninspired. Right after that comes "yur just jeluz".
Next time, dude. Next time.
Damn, that really sucks for dude. Though judging by that pic, he looked like he was probably suffering for more than a month.
They can't all be winners, Mr. Punch.
Ah screw you all. I am going to go roll allie in flour now.
Think positive thoughts for Mr. Swayze
hahahha i honestly agree with absolutly everything donkey punch has said. how many times can you honestly insult somones name they use for commenting, its not like its a serious title
Thought the point was patrick's cancer. whats all the crap about donkey punch? And who said he got the cancer from smoking? Doesnt really make a difference where he got it the dudes dying from it and i for one feel bad for him.its a lousy way to die. god bless patrick.
My favorite of his was "Roadhouse".
It's strange that everything that comes from Hollywood eventually hits Main St. in a "Real Big Way".