Those are man-made pearls if you catch my drift

Paris Hilton's dog is taking after it's owner by having lots and lots of unprotected sex. The New York Daily News says:

Paris Hilton's pooch Cinderella is getting hot and heavy with Elvis, the teacup Yorkie often found under the arm of Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson.

"They're mating," Johnson told me at a brunch in her Beverly Hills home to launch Montblanc's new Haute Joaillerie collection. Despite their famous pedigrees, the Hollywood hot dogs are not expecting quite yet. "She has to be in heat one more time," Johnson explained. (Source)

I can't believe Paris' dog isn't pregnant yet. If it's been watching it's owner, it surely should have learned a a thing or two by now about love making -- like the importance of video cameras, including someone of the same sex, and not being picky. Of course the easiest way to explain why her dog hasn't gotten knocked up yet is the same reason why Paris hasn't: anal doesn't work that way.

PIC: Paris Hilton with her dogs Hendrix and Cinderella in Malibu (8/2007)

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