Paris Hilton in Pretoria, South Africa
As I revealed earlier today, Paris Hilton has been in South Africa since Wednesday. Yesterday she stopped by the Jakaranda Kinderhuis orphanage in Pretoria, South Africa. It's nice to see Paris finally fulfill that commitment she made last year to the children of Africa. I'm sure it's just a crazy coincidence that her boyfriend Benji Madden's band Good Charlotte is playing a concert in Johannesburg tonight. Anyways, check out the pictures she's signing for the kids. Since I'm pretty sure the orphanage didn't have a stack of Paris Hilton 8x10s on hand, she brought those. Bikini pictures. For orphans. If ever there was a perfect picture that shows just how warped this bitch's mind is, there it is.
On the back was the recipe for the Starvation Diet: Air Pudding and Bottled Water.
i think this is an episode of pop fiction
Look at those thumbnails, I'm sure she's doing some naughty touching.
Nick, you hit the nail on the head.
XOXO
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How about a sammich, bitch?
I'm calling the Off-Topic Police on her stupid ass! Like hungry orphans need an 8X10 glossy?
Princess Diana as I live and breathe!
Best of all she dumped her rejected merchandise in the petting zoo and had a nice tax write off.. What a lovely Gal!
are any of you REALLY surprised that she did this?
she's a 2nd generation idiot. her grandfather made the fortune. her parents were just like her when they were her age and then they spawned. that's a dangerously high amount of idiocy. if she ever pushed out a pup, i don't think the child would survive the outright generational buildup of stupidity.
however, grandaddy hilton really is the one to blame. if he had raised his children right, his grandchildren wouldn't be idiots.
let's look at some resumes, shall we:
Paris Hilton:
G.E.D. at 22
Vag shots - infinite
Sex tapes - 1 (more?)
Actual job - ?
Ivanka Trump:
Graduated magna cum laude from Wharton.
Vag shots - 0
Sex tapes - 0
Actual job - Real estate (yeah, she works for daddy, but guess what? SHE WORKS !... she gets up in the morning, gets dressed, goes to work, earns a paycheck and buys her own shit with that paycheck)
what a dumb ass
The fastest orphans get chosen for her Safari Party. Run babies run!
i cant believe she took bikini pic to children. nobody wants to see her in a bikini she has the body of a 12 year old boy
she should make it rain
Send her to Iraq to fight that damn war, and she can take her bikini shots with her! Then maybe she can serve a purpose as target practice for both sides!
Iraq would solve quite a few of our problems. We'll get back to you after the vote.
You'd think she would give these kids a ham & cheese hot pocket(delicious) or some bug spray, but nooooo she has to get out her headshots just in case one of these Starvin' Marvins end up directing a movie. I bet they ate those pictures.
Once she delivers those heart stickers to Darfur, her mission will be complete.
too bad for the kids..they cant eat the pictures..unless its edible.haha! OMG paris, did you lose you brain? gosh! they need food not your pictures.. Ü
Why does the world just ignore the stupid woman and them MAYBE she will get the message...she is so dumb that the more she is spoken about the popular she "thinks" (if she can) she is !!!!