Kelly Rowland admits to getting breast implants

Remember last month when I wrote that it looks like Kelly Rowland bought some new boobs? Turns out I was right. Bossip says:

The singer came to the revelation on the upcoming issue of People magazine, saying that the surgery took place in October last year in Houston. The reason she did it, according to Jen Garcia from People, is not because she wants to compete with her former bandmate Beyonce Knowles but because one of the things, is to fit into designer outfits. She, reportedly has wanted this operation since she was 17. On choosing what size she wants, the magazine quoted her as saying, “…simply went from an A-cup to a B-cup… I didn’t want double Ds and be a little bitty size 2, that would look nuts!”. (Source)

What a touching story. A 17-year-old girl struggles through life dreaming of the day when her tits will be big enough to finally wear that Vera Wang evening gown without being mocked. So then she gets rich and gets a boob job. A heartwarming tale of surrender, sacrifice, and silicon. Coming soon to a theatre near you.