Britney groping Kevin in 2004

I don't think it's a coincidence that this story leaks just a day before rent is due. Kevin Federline told Showbiz Spy that he still loves his ex-wife Britney $pears:

"I still love Britney. She's the mother of my children," Federline, 30, said. And Jamie Spears — Britney's dad — is even reportedly encouraging the pair to reunite. "I spend the day chasing my kids around the house. Their needs define my daily schedule," he adds. (Source)

I'd "still love Britney" too if she were the one paying for my hookers. I mean you've gotta be pretty cold-hearted NOT to love someone that puts the clothes on your back, food on your table, and roof over your head . . . unless you're living in prison. Actually, that Britney prison analogy is fitting: 1. She's hardly ever allowed to see her relatives (her kids). 2. People are constantly telling her what she can and cannot do (her lawyers). 3. She's sometimes trades sexual favors for an extra serving of pudding.

[BauerGriffinOnline]