Jaime Lynn Spears is staying in Lousiana

Despite rumors that she would raise her baby in Los Angeles, it looks like Jaime Lynn Spears is settling down in Kentwood, Lousiana. According to industry insiders, the move should do wonders for her waitressing career. MSNBC says:

A source familiar with the nursery — which is said to actually be in big sister Britney's home — said that it's being designed by Petit Tresor (the same company that did Jennifer Lopez's three nurseries) and has an ocean theme. Britney is picking up the tab, and despite her weekly allowance of $1,500, the source said, "So far she's spent more than $30,000 on it — she's sparing no expense for her nephew."

Jamie Lynn picked the "Round Crib at Sea" ($1,150 according to the Petit Tresor Web site), the "Bliss Nursery Dresser ($995) as well as organic bedding and baby blankets that are being made by Robbie Adrian. Britney did have one special request that seems strangely symbolic: an elephant in the room. According to the source, Britney ordered a custom-made, six-foot-tall elephant with a blue bow. (Source)

An ocean theme? Wouldn't a trailer park/hillbilly/inbreeding motif be more appropriate? Picture this: Instead of cutesy fish, crustaceans, and mermaids painted on the walls, she could have used beer cans, dentures, and roadkill nailed to it. Just add a rabies-infected rottweiler and some toothless guy playing the banjo and the looks would be complete. Then again she could just have her family come over and babysit to get the same feel.

PICS: Jamie Lynn Spears leaving the Crisis Pregnancy Center in McComb, MS (2/29)

[Pacific Coast News]