Janice Dickinson in Maui (3/28)
Thank you Janice, thank you for finally embracing the one piece. Sure you're about ten years too late but let's focus on the positive: your hideously wrinkled body has finally been hidden from public view. Beaches are once again safe.
Did Brad and Angelina get married?
So did Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married over the weekend or not? Star magazine claims they did but both People and Us Weekly say they didn't. Star's claim:
Star can exclusively reveal that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who are expecting twins this summer, tied the knot during an intimate wedding ceremony in the couple's adopted city of New Orleans, Louisiana on Saturday afternoon. As Star has reported, Brad had long wanted the ceremony to take place in the city devastated by Hurricane Katrina, while Angelina preferred a small, intimate ceremony in France. Clearly Brad won out as the planned ceremony took place in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel. The now husband and wife, along with their four children, are expected to return to Texas, where Brad is currently filming Tree of Life. (Source)
But People magazine says:
Despite reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt wedded in a New Orleans church Saturday, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE there was "no wedding." (Source)
Us Weekly adds:
Online reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt tied the knot in New Orleans Saturday are "complete and total bullshit," a source tells Usmagazine.com. "Bottom line, they aren't even in New Orleans," the source tells Us. (Source)
Does this surprise anyone? There's only one place in the world where the typical wedding consists of a couple with one illegitimate child and two more on the way: Louisiana. If you need further proof that Louisiana is the birthplace of shotgun weddings, I present you with Exhibit A: Jamie Lynn Spears. Of course Exhibit B is their state motto: "Come as you are. Leave Different*."
*Pregnant
PICS: The wedding chapel where the couple was allegedly married
Jessica Alba at the Teen Choice Awards at UCLA's Pauley Pavilion on Saturday
+ Amy Winehouse's husband gets his ass beat in prison [Dlisted]
+ Leann Rimes' husband is gay, right? [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Gisele Bundchen is Teh Sexy [Egotastic!]
+ When did Tyra Banks start looking like a blow up doll? [Bastardly]
+ For the four of you who've never seen Paris Hilton's boobs (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Top 10 Vehicular Movie Sex Scenes [Maxim]
+ Unless She’s Topless, Shannon Elizabeth Isn’t Worth It [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Mischa Barton looks like hell [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Celebrities flash gang signs, too [CityRag]
+ Donald Trump wants to hire the Spitzer hooker [A Socialite's Life]
+ Top 5 Euphemism for Abortion. F'ing hilarious [Double Viking]
+ Britney Spears is a fan of colon cleansing [Yeeeah!]
+ That's pretty much how Victoria Beckham always looks [popbytes]
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Alina Vacariu
Romanian actress and model Alina Vacariu
Jenna Jameson and Danity Kane's Aubrey O'Day leaving Opera nightclub in L.A. (3/27)
+ That one slut from The Hills got a dumb tattoo (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen Bikini Pictures [Egotastic!]
+ Paris Hilton tries to belly dance, fails [Just Jared]
+ Adriana Lima a virgin no more? [F-Listed]
+ Pam Anderson acting all upskirty at the Lakers game [The Blemish]
+ Sonia = stacked (NSFW) [Attuworld]
+ George Clooney's girlfriend has a slutty past [Cele|bitchy]
+ Busta Rhymes has to take a shit [Horny Oyster]
+ Teri Hatcher fears the European paparazzi [ICYDK]
Paris Hilton in Turkey (3/27)
Looks like Paris Hilton picked up some sort of weird growth during her whirlwind vacation. We should probably burn her when she returns just to be safe.
Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston at the Cannes Film Festival in 2004
Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston looked like more than just friends at Eva Longoria's new restaurant Beso earlier this week. An onlooker told the New York Post:
"They were sitting very close and she was looking at him like he was her favorite guy in the world."Last we heard, Bloom was model Miranda Kerr's main man, but she was "nowhere to be found" at the party. (Source)
iranda was probably sitting at home . . . with her three kids . . . four course dinner waiting on the table by candlelight . . . sobbing into her fifth glass of Jack Daniels because the man she fell in love with so many years ago wasn't home yet and God only knows what floozy that two-timing backstabber was with this time WHY DAD?!? WHY DID YOU DESTROY US?!? . . . wait a minute, what were we talking about again?
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Paris Hilton in Istanbul to judge the Miss Turkey pageant (3/27)
You know that $6 million house Paris Hilton bought in Beverly Hills last year? She's turning the basement into a private nightclub with capacity for 200. A friend told In Touch Weekly:
Paris wants the nightclub to “look like a Parisian speakeasy, with lots of gold fixtures and black furniture.” Adds another pal, “Obviously, it’s going to be very VIP.” Paris, 27, is also adding a professional quality recording studio to the home’s floor plan. Says the first pal: "As soon as the construction is finished in about four weeks, she plans to start recording her second album there.
I suppose it shouldn't be a surprise that Paris is constructing her new nightclub with the ambiance of a Parisian "Speakeasy" since that's what they've been calling her "Grand Opening" for years! Oh and if you read the last line of that article and didn't burst out laughing, you're lying.
Eva Amurri
Actress Eva Amurri at a UN benefit reception in New York (3/27)
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Courteney Cox is rich, bitch
Courteney Cox's Malibu beach home
NOTE: “. . . is better than you” is a Friday feature showcasing multi-million dollar celebrity homes in the hopes of generating feelings of jealousy, hatred, and animosity towards said celebrity. When you get down to the entertainment-dollar-spending core of it, you helped buy that home. Sucker!
UPDATE: Nevermind. Cox sold the house last year -- originally purchased in 2001 for $10.19 million -- to L.A. Dodgers' owner Frank McCourt for $27.25 million.
