I never would have guessed it was Kim K. her ass is as flat as a pancake. She must have forgotten to blow up her bootie plumper!

rite aid is britneys ho spot

Her ass has a personality of its own 'cause it's fake!

You forgot to mention that she is wearing "disposable flip-flops," the kind you get at the nail salon while getting a pedicure and when you forget to bring your own sandals.

she is buying all that tissue so she can stuff it in her pants. just figured out her secret!!

After I'm elected to the White House, Kim's ass will be my official Summer retreat. Yes I will! Yes we can!

Floodlights? Redundant!

She's still the poster child of heterosexual sodomy

If you need to soak up more than a gallon of urine, you can't go wrong with Puffs. Now in economy size.
Too bad this wasn't saved for a caption contest.

at first i thought it was Zac Effron cuz of the white flip-flops.

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