Fabio will straight fuck you up

Don't mess with Fabio. The model took offense to an article about him in the Jan/Feb issue of Details. And he let them know about it . . . GOLD LETTERHEAD STYLE! This editor guy doesn't even know how lucky he is. The last magazine editor Fabio was pissed off at, he impregnated . . . Did I mention it was a dude because it was a dude. Fabio knocked up a dude. His sperm is that powerful. According to ancient Eastern lore, it also has miraculous healing properties.