David Hernandez used to be a stripper
Even male whores. While scandal in season's past has been all about the women (Frenchie Davis in 2003 and Antonella Barba in 2007), this time it's the fella's turn. Finalist David Hernandez was a stripper for three years at a "men's establishment" in Phoenix known as "Dick's Cabaret". The manager of Dick's told the Associated Press:
"[David] had the look and the type that people like, so he made pretty good money here." (Source)
"Dick's Cabaret" . . . I like it. Not many people know this but it's been my dream since I was a young boy to open a chain of gay strip clubs. I don't care about the getting rich part, I just want to name it something funny. So far I've come up with The Lumber Yard, Pole Position, or Abercrombie & Fitch. Actually that last one may be too gay. I don't need my family disowning me.
In that second picture he's saying "Now cough!"
I like your zinger about Abercrombie & Fitch. That shit is sooo whack. Frat boy / gay ass / collar poppin' / Dave Matthews Band / shit store.
LOL abercrombie is so gay
How about Neil n Bob, the Manhole, Organ grinder, The Broken O-ring, or my personal favorite: "You're the reason mommy drinks so much."
Nice Carlos. What about "The Backdoor"? Or "Sausage-Fest".