Scarlett Johansson is stacked

Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl in Berlin, Germany (2/15)

Scarlett Johansson is raising money for charity by auctioning off a date with her to the June premiere of her new movie He's Just Not That Into You . . . I wonder if you get your money back if she gets fat in the mean time? Page Six says:

ScarJo is raising money for the charity OxFam with an auction on eBay that begins tomorrow, March 3, the Sunday Mirror reports. Oh, did we mention that the highest bid wins a date with the silver screen siren? The winner will accompany Scarlett to the June 2008 red carpet premiere of her upcoming film, He's Just Not That Into You. Who says money can't buy happiness? (Source)

Am I the only one that finds the title of the film extremely appropriate? Add an "S" to the first word and you'd get a sense of Scarlett's real feelings toward the eventual winner -- unless she gets some booze in her. I'm still in shock that she was that flexible. I better start raising some money to win this thing. Anyone interested in a lung? I'll throw in a full tank of gas.

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*signing up Ugliest Guy* Good luck, dude.

Nick, marry your stalker, NOW!!!!

I don't know about you guys, but there's something extremely sexy about this chick. I just can't seem to put my finger "in" it...

Yaagh. I hate the ones where she is posing for the camera making hyper-model-girl face.

Scarlett, please be in Playboy.

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