It's a boy

Brooke Burke gave birth to her fourth kid yesterday. In Touch Weekly writes:

[Brooke] gave birth to her first son - and second child with fiancé David Charvet - at 11:31 a.m. Wednesday. The baby weighed 6 pounds, 5 ounces and was 20 1/4 inches long. "Mommy and baby are both doing great and healthy," Brooke's rep Nancy Iannios tells In Touch exclusively. David adds, "and he's really, really cute."

Two? That's it? This guy's been dating Brooke Burke since 2005 and he's only impregnated her twice? What a pussy. If I was dating Brook, I really can't imagine a time when she wouldn't be pregnant. By the time she hit 40 and I dumped her, her womb would look like it'd just done seven tours in Iraq.

NOTE: This is what Brooke looked like in a bikini five months after her last baby. That has to be illegal.

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