Britney's saving the food on her shirt for later

Britney and Adnan broke up. A source told UK tabloid The Sun Adnan may have been having phone text with another woman:

"There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references — certainly not the sort you'd send to just a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, 'What's this about? You're cheating on me' Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, 'That's it. It's over'. Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn't even bother trying to get it out of the water." (Source)

If this story's true, I think Adnan better have THIS tattooed onto his forehead. Doesn't he know that the first rule of milking a crazy millionairess out of her money/fortune/fame is to NOT get caught with another woman? Second rule: the crazier she is, the more birthdays you celebrate. Because birthdays equal presents. Back in 2005 when I was dating this insane rich chick, I turned 25 15 times. At the end of the year, my house looked like a Best Buy.

PICS: Britney and Adnan Ghalib leaving the Gaucho Grill in North Hollywood (1/13)

[Splash News]