No foil hat?

Turns out that Marion Cotillard -- the woman that won the Academy Award for Best Actress last week -- is a conspiracy theorist. In an interview with French radio program Paris Dernière, the actress openly questions both the 9/11 attacks and the Moon landing:

"I think we're lied to about a number of things. We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? They [sic] was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed . . . [the towers were] a money-sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them."

I assume since she's French, there's probably something else she doesn't believe in: soap. Now don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it like a Wac-A-Mole . . . I'd just hold my nose while I did. And who could possibly think the U.S. government is smart enough to pull off something like that anyway? If there's any doubt to the incompetency of our governmental agencies, I suggest visiting the DMV, the security line at the airport, or this website.

arion continues:

"Did a man really walk on the Moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don't believe all they tell me, that's for sure." (Source)

I was thinking this would be a great story to kick off the week. We can have an open discussion about the government and 9/11. We're all adults here, we can keep it civilized. But then I realized something: If you think the government was behind 9/11, you're fucking crazy, there's no other way to put it. The only debate we should be having is how best to make fun of you.

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