Amy Winehouse is a princess

Amy Winehouse in London (3/17)

Amy Winehouse may turn to a radical treatment ("insane radical" not "Tony Hawk radical") to help clear up her splotchy face: her own urine. A friend of Amy's told England's Daily Star:

"Amy's sick of turning heads for all the wrong reasons when she's out. She has tried all sorts of lotions and potions but none works. She is desperately unhappy with her appearance and she is happy to try anything that may clear up her condition. She is praying the urine ointment will work." (Source)

I've got a radical solution for Amy that should clear her face right up: STOP FREE-BASING METH! Besides, with what Amy puts into her body, is rubbing her own urine on her face really the best way to clear up her skin? If anything her doctor should find someone who lives a little healthier lifestyle to piss on her face . . . I wonder if R Kelly's schedule is free this week?

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I guess the crack diet wasn't working either?

pick up the damn phone and call us amy.

Perhaps a proper bath might help (I'm olde fashioned like that). Secondly, Daddy Winhouse should call Jaime Spears for pointers.

What are the odds she has drugs in her urine?

I find it hard to believe she has tried EVERYTHING possible. Has she tried just doing a detox and removing all the crap from her body? I doubt it!

ha! high five, 12 Step Program. high five.
and everyone else. I STRONGLY suspect that the person who thinks Amy has "tried everything" means "she can't get makeup to cover it up! and she went to a doctor ONCE for the impetigo! I can't understand why she's not all better!!!"

Perhaps NOT putting out cigarettes on her face would also help. Just a suggestion.

lmao @ the r kelly comment. won't work, though. amy is too old for him (post puberty)

NORMALLY WE DONT ENCOURAGE SUICIDE BUT FOR YOU WELL MAKE AN EXCEPTION...GO AMY GO!!! P.S. TAKE BRITNEY WITH YOU

Isn't that like meth face going on there?

Seriously, she looks worse and worse every time I see a picture of her. This girl is in big-time trouble and nobody around her is doing anything to help her. They (her family, friends and record label) need to do an intervention but since they're all making money off of her, it'll never happen.
Just watch, her "Rehab" song will eventually be the most tragically ironic song of all time.

How the hell is this girl not in prison seriously.I mean there is no way in the world she is not on drugs and no way in the world to NOT catch her either with or in posession of or IN the ACT of using drugs so how the hell is she NOT in jail.At least there she could maybe regain some kind of control in her life again and clear her head and make decisions on what to do or not do.

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