Britney Spears shopping in L.A. (2/12)

Britney Spears taught a dance class yesterday at the Millennium Dance Studio in North Hollywood. The troubled pop star started the class by introducing herself to the group of five year olds -- WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT THE FUCK?!? FIVE YEAR OLDS? ALONE WITH BRITNEY? The co-owner of Millennium told Us Weekly:

"She worked out this great little routine for them, they were dancing all over the place, she had them dancing in a circle like a choo-choo train. The kids loved it- they are having a ball right now. And Britney- she's just drinking it up. She's totally enjoying herself. It's an amazing class- she and the kids are certainly enjoying the process."

Parents for the seven kids waited outside while she taught. A little girl, who took the class, gushed, "We had so much fun. Britney was wearing little red shorts and she looked so pretty" as she and her mother headed to their car. (Source)

Those kids are SO screwed. I'm sure before this incident their parents had hoped they'd end up as doctors, lawyers or Congressmen. Now they're destined to work as fry cooks, grave diggers, gay porn stars or even **shudder** bloggers. Britney's basically the "Cooler" when it comes to children - i.e. let her near them and their future turns to shit. Case in point: Britney used to babysit Amy Winehouse . . . last year.