Us Weekly is full of shit

Scroll the page to the story below this one, I'll wait. OK see how Brody Jenner is whispering sweet nothings into the ear of Lauren Conrad? Us Weekly says:

Looks like Lauren Conrad has definitely moved on from Brody Jenner. Though they had a hot-and-heavy fling on The Hills last season (she often lamented over his womanizing ways), they “did not sit next to each other or talk much” at the launch party for the Paris Hilton Collection at Las Vegas club LAX early this morning, a partygoer tells Usmagazine.com. (Source)

Just goes to show you that you can't believe anything you read in a magazine. Except those letters to the editor in Penthouse. After all what kind of person would make up a story about getting oral from a busty policewoman who just pulled you over. "Speeding officer? Are you sure? Well maybe there's something I can do to just get a warning . . . something sexy perhaps?"