"I am heterosexual. Here is my wife. She has a vagina. I like it."
Valentine's Day plans that is. Note in this interview with Us Weekly how it only takes five words for Tom to sound kinda creepy:
"I have plans," Tom Cruise, 45, told Usmagazine.com at the opening of the Eli Broad Contemporary Art Museum last night.Will the day be romantic?
"It will." (Source)
A fun AND romantic evening planned by Tom Cruise? How exciting! I wonder if they'll take the Scientology ship (artist's impression of the ship below based on actual Scientology writings) out to Haley's Comet -- I hear it's beautiful this time of year. Or maybe they'll time travel through a wormhole to the Victorian Era (I'm told the music of those days was quite romantic). Either way, I'm sure they'll finish off the evening with a nice dinner comprised of Romulan ale and the hearts on nonbelievers. And anal.
Forget the 5 words, it only took the first 3 for me to be creeped the f*ck out!!!! "I have plans". Sounds like a cheesy horror movie, when the girl is out walking alone, you know she's next to die, cos well he "has plans"....
By "romantic" he of course means that he plans for Katie to watch him whack off to his life-sized portrait of L.Ron Hubbard he has hanging in his mansion.