The perfect faces

The folks over at Star magazine have WAY too much time on their hands. They decided to create"the perfect face" using celebrity features most often requested by the patients of Beverly Hills plastic surgeons Toby Mayer and Richard Fleming. Star writes:

What happens when you combine 007 Daniel Craig's baby blue eyes, Leonardo DiCaprio's nose and Matt Damon's lips? Star decided to find out!

As for the female morph, it's Katie Holmes' eyes, Katherine Heigl's nose, Keira Knightley's cheeks, Jessica Simpson's long blonde hair and — not surprisingly — Angelina Jolie's lips, "People want fullness, they want that pout," says Dr. Fleming. (Source)

I'm not even sure what that thing on the left is. It may be male, it may be female, I don't really want to risk my reputation with a guess. I do know if that thing has lunch money, it's getting stolen. As for the Mr.PotatoHeadesque creation on the right, we need to kill it before it reproduces.