Actual photo from their London concert
The Spice Girls reunion tour has been cut short. Because people finally realize they suck. The London Daily Mail is reporting that ticket sales are lagging after two months of performances and the Spice Moms want to become moms again:
Mel B misses her husband and children and has been flooded with U.S. offers after her success on the TV show, Dancing With Stars. Mel C reportedly agreed it was time to call it a day. The group has performed in the U.K., Canada and the U.S. and will now skip performances in Australia, Argentina, and China. The Spice Girls will wrap up the reunion tour in Toronto on February 26, it was reported. (Source)
"Flooded with U.S. offers"? Really? About the only thing Mel B. would be qualified to promote these days is the benefits of birth control. And why did the Spice Girls think a reunion tour would be a good idea anyway? If I wanted to see MILFs prancing around on stage in skimpy outfits and making asses out of themselves, I'd visit BINGO night at my mom's on Thursdays. It's actually grosser than it sounds.
NOTE: Tom Cruise is gonna be pissed
Doesn't matter because the numbers did not add up. They reportedly where going to make 100 million for 11 shows which basically 2 per continent. This comes out 9 million per show just to pay them not counting tour costs and/or payroll. If they play 20000 seat arenas the have to charge $454 per ticket just to pay them and $1500 per ticket just to break even or this is BS. If its true the promoter is going to die miserable and broke