"I just fucked her."
Paris Hilton will soon add another failed project to her resume. Us Weekly is reporting that the socialite is getting a new reality show on either MTV or VH1. A source told the mag:
"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," a source tells Usmagazine.com. "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust." The new show is "going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life," the source tells Us. (Source)
This story has to be fake since Paris already has a best friend. You know, the kind that takes six D batteries, is shaped like a fist, and is affectionately nick-named "Roto-Rooter". I love how the source says we'll see a side of Paris we've never seen before. Really? Is that even possible? I know Paris' body better than the next door neighbor lady that always leaves her bedroom curtains open . . . which reminds me -- I need to pick up some new blank VHS tapes today. I prefer to do my peepin' old school style.
PICS: Paris Hilton at LAX (2/22)
lol at your caption
And here I thought that her BFF was the white powder in the little glass vial that is smuggling through security in these pictures. Guess where she's hiding it?
Hint: Not in her stupid, out-of-style trucker hat.
has anyone checked out that site? thought it would be funny to see what kind of crap they had on there and across the top it says this "Paris is looking for a new pal...and she's got her eye on you"...my question is...which one? cause i really dont want the fked up one checkin me out