The Hottie and the Nottie bombs

Paris Hilton's new movie The Hottie and the Nottie opened at 111 theaters over the weekend and made a dismal $25,000 -- an average of $75 per theatre per day. When asked for a comment, Jesus said:

"I puked in my mouth four minutes into the film."

Ouch, this movie must really suck 'cause normally Jesus loves everyone and everything. He has Gigli and Caddyshack II on DVD! He was actually pissed when FOX canceled The Magic Hour.

UPDATE: A Hottie and the Nottie viewer speaks (via IMDB):

"I saw this film the only way any sane person will---by coercion. Mad vandals broke into my house. They destroyed my furniture, tore apart my textbooks page by page, and defaced my walls. I thought at that point I had endured the worst of the torture. I was wrong.

They forced me to accompany them to a local preview of "The Hottie & The Nottie". I tried in vain to turn my head to stop the horrible, soul destroying images swimming in front of my eyes, but my captors forced me to watch the unfolding horror.

At some point I must have separated from my body and created a second personality to survive the abuse, because I have no memory of anything after the second act. Sometimes I still wake up screaming."

UPDATE II: IMDB users have spoken! The Hottie and the Nottie is officially the worst film of all time just edging out Ulli Lommel's 2004 classic Zombie Nation: