Paris Hilton picking up her new cat (5/2007)
A week before she started her sentence at the Lynwood Correctional Facility last summer, Paris Hilton added to her Noah's Ark-like collection of pets by adopting a cat from the Kris Kelly Foundation, which she named Prada. In what can only make Bob Barker shudder in whore (pun intended), Paris waited all the way until January 30 to have it neutered. And then she forgot about it. TMZ says:
But here's the problem -- nobody came back for Prada! About a week later, Kris Kelly herself called Paris to find out what happened, but she still hasn't heard back as to what to do with Paris' pussy. Paris' people say this is nothing to meow about. The cat was to be dropped off to be neutered and then delivered to one of Paris' peeps. That apparently hasn't happened yet. But Kris tells us that it's "a clear-cut case of abandonment" (no pun intended, we think) and has decided not to return the cat. (Source)
She named her cat "Prada"? Holy shit I hate her even more now. There's two types of people in this world who name their pets after expensive fashion designers: poor people and spoiled whores. And don't think it stops at the pets. One can only hope RU-486 becomes the hot new club drug so Paris never has a baby. I thought I had it bad in high school because of all that modeling work I had done -- I can't imagine the teasing a kid named Louis Vuitton Hilton would get. And what if someone happened to see him naked? --it would never stop! . . . wait, genital warts, crabs, and gonorrhea can pass through childbirth, right?
And she wants a kid?
irresponsible bitch; someone should leave her ass somewhere and forget about her
If you're going to criticize someone it would make your argument a little more agreeable if you'd learn to sound a little more articulate. I don't even like Paris Hilton, but you just sound so dumb and immature that I feel like even SHE could come up with the words to dispute your lame attempt at criticism.
For example, though it's hard to choose just one, Bob Barker would shudder in HORROR, not whore.
is that's the case...
SHAME ON U PARIS »'.'«
me:
The use of "whore" was intentional -- we are talking about Paris after all. I updated the post to reflect that. Let me know if you don't understand any more jokes and I'll whip up a quick diagram. Is it cool if I use a pen or should I stick to crayon?
Nick
Editor
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"me" just got served
oh dear me, ya need to chill-ax. this is after all a gossip blog. look who's trying to use all of this weeks spelling list in a paragraph. if we were playing scrabble, you'd so win!! **kisses**
No, I agree with me. It was a very immature comment on a serious situation. It's a shame and possibly a crime that Paris Hilton would give a cat herpes, then send it to spread even more herpes to the feline community. In conclusion, I believe Paris Hilton is the Typhoid Mary of the animal kingdom.
Seriously, forgetting about a dumb cat is like the least worst thing Paris has ever done...All her lady bits are covered, she didn't get arrested for any reason, she wasn't performing a lewd act on videotape (or cell phone camera), she paid her personal storage space bill this month, I really could go on but I think you get the point. It could have been worse, so really, she should be getting some kind of award, pat on the back or something!
Holy shit. Nick-1, Me-0. Way to go Nick. Anyway, to the cat: claw her claw her!