Kirstie Alley is fat

Kirstie Alley is interviewed in this month's issue of Source magazine (the official magazine of the Church of Scientology) "gushing" about a Florida Scientology summit she attended last summer. Via Page Six:

"I'm walking out an entirely different being, and I mean entirely different . . . My viewpoint on the fourth dynamic and mankind and other people changed. You know, I liked animals more than people! OK, I liked certain people, but the idea of 'mankind' — it really irritated me! Then I realized why mankind upset me so much — it's because I wasn't taking responsibility! . . . Now, I have genuine affinity for mankind . . . I've made decisions here, big, crazy, mgreat, brilliant decisions here about the magnitude I'm going to help this group and help this planet, and it's real . . . I want everybody in the universe to experience this." Whatever you say, Kirstie!" (Source)

I can't judge Kirstie for coming out of a seminar all fired up like that. The same thing happened to me when I attended an Amway event last week. Sure it'll initially cost me $800 to get started, but it'll be worth it in the long run . . . the Pastor said so. Anyways, shouldn't Kirstie be using all of this enthusiasm to attend a different kind of meeting? You know, the kind of meeting where you pledge to only eat 3 pounds of fudge a day instead of 7.

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The funny thing about your comment is that Amway is infested with Scientologists these days. Have been tricked into two seminars in the past few years that turned out to be being run by Scientologists. Its not suprising that the Amway/Quixtar business model would be attractive to people who belong to a pyramid scheme cult already...

She needs to call Jenny.

Kirstie Alley is like the wet dream of every cult leader: She's alone, bitter, weak-willed, frustrated, needy, messed up and has money (granted, not like she used to, but she's still a tempting target for money-grubbing, UFO lovin' scam artists). Plus, she was on a Star Trek movie, so she's no stranger to sci-fi mumbo-jumbo.

Her next movie project: "Look who's talking venusian"

look at the 110% concentration on that yummy cone...that's discipline. The photo doesn't show that she's actually been walking over broken glass and construction debris in bare feet for the past 2 blocks.

yummy ice cream must have the ice cream

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