Her fifth cone of the morning
I guess Kirstie Alley doesn't have mirrors in her house or something because, after three years of promoting Jenny Craig, she now wants to start her own brand of weight loss products. The actress told People magazine:
"I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride." (People)
If Kirstie really wants to lose some weight, she's got three options. 1. Try the method that most of Hollywood uses called "The Finger" (Please note this method may not work for those without gag reflexes such as starlets Paris, Lindsay, and Clay Aiken). 2. She and the rest of her Scientology friends could travel to the planet Omicron Perci I-8 where the denser atmosphere makes everyone 50 pounds lighter. Or 3. She could go down the Amy Winehouse route and share needles with someone in the hopes of contracting nature's miracle weight loss condition: the HIV. BTW, I can't be the only one that misses Kirstie's "good ol' days" can I?:
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Ice cream is a Scientology tool.
Time for an audit, Kirstie?
she should make a pitch to the makers of the gastric bypass people and not keep it on the down low like star jones
Uhh, she's not looking like a nutritionist here.
No doubt her diet food company will be made with Scientology money.
damn even bettie white was hot