Kirstie Alley just got her hair did

"I would kill for four pizzas right now."

When God created Kirstie, he threw away the mold . . . and then she found it and baked a cake in it. True story.

PICS: Kirstie Alley leaving a beauty salon in Burbank (2/28)

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[Bauer-Griffin]

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Looks like she's putting a curse on Valerie Bertinelli

This is no reason that she should be LEAVING a beauty salon looking like this. Sheesh.

looks like the bitch just gave up

That's what she looks like when she LEAVES a beauty salon? Christ, she must have looked like a piece of torn up roast beef (AKA Lindsay's Vag) before she went in.

"When God created Kirstie, he threw away the mold . . . and then she found it and baked a cake in it."

Hi-larious.

Apparently L. Ron Hubbard never wrote a chapter on keeping thin. Strange because high level scientologists are supposed to be gods, never get sick, have complete control over their bodies, and can even levitate.

Can anyone tell me why her shoes don't match?

she couldn't afford to have her hairstyle finished because of all the scientology classes she has to pay for! lol!

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