Keeley Hazell in London (2/7)
I'm not gonna even pretend to know what the hell's going on in this picture. I know Keeley's promoting some sort of body spray. Those statues . . . they're freaking me out a little. Are they supposed to be scary? Made of chocolate? Racist? I thought blackface went out of style in the 30s. Is it cool again? I just don't know. My penis is so confused it can't even masturbate twice.
Wanna know how you can make her eyes sparkle?
Umm, maybe the new scent is "Virgin Oil" and it happens to be Hers that's why the statues are looking that way...
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Awesome looking babe...
Hmmm, she 's usually high on my list of females to whom I'd like to give a warm injection, but she's looking a bit, um, less than delectable in these shots. Could be the mandatory shitty London weather making her wish she was just about anywhere else, though.