Katie Holmes is pregnant?
OK! magazine is claiming that Katie Holmes is pregnant. Their evidence? A "slight" bulge in her stomach Katie displayed at the Essence Black Women in Hollywood Awards (Katie shut out again!) a few weeks ago. An eyewitness told the magazine:
"She has that special glow that only pregnant women have. I would say there is a strong possibility that she's pregnant." (Source)
Uh, OK. Apparently medicine has taken a step back to the 1100s. They might as well have used last week's lunar eclipse as evidence. Clearly Artemis was trying to send us a message
If Tom has any brains he will keep her pregnant until the day her womb dries up.
Why... why would you keep Katie Holmes pregnant? Do you know how many horrible mutated alien babies the two of them would produce?? The earth would be overrun with blank-eyed Scientologist mutated zombies!!!
pregnant?
Run, Will Robinson, danger!
katie holmes is now an official robot beard