Jennifer Lopez is having twins

Jennifer Lopez's father confirmed in an interview with Escándalo TV what everyone already knew -- that his daughter is having twins. David Lopez said:

"The thing is in my family, my sister also had twins, so it's a hereditary thing."

I hope that ass isn't hereditary or those kids can forget about a natural birth . . . and social acceptance . . . and ever wearing anything under a size 10 . . . and bucket seats . . . and coach class on an airplane. Lopez's father continues:

"In Puerto Rico it's custom to buy an azabache [black stone] bracelet for babies to protect them from the evil eye, it's part of our culture." (Source)

"The evil eye"? What an asshole. His name is Marc.

PICS: Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez at the "Movies Rock" event in Hollywood (12/07)