
There's a good chance Jen kills herself if she sees this pic today
Someone's been dropping bouquet of flowers on Jennifer Aniston's doorstep everyday for the past month. A dog-walker for one of Aniston's neighbors told UK tabloid The Sun:
"I walk by every morning and see beautiful flowers sitting by the gate. There’s always a card with them. Everyone knows this has been going on for weeks now, but only Jennifer knows who is sending them – and she’s not saying." (Source)
Talk about overkill. We're talking about Jennifer Aniston here. She's desperate. Drop hints that you're looking for a long term relationship and you'll get laid. Mention kids and you get to call your friends the next day telling them about your night full of unbridled passion and anal. Flowers are for tricking chicks under 30 who still harbor grand notions of love. Turns out I don't care what red roses mean, I just wanted to see you naked.














sam lufti sent them
Flowers die. Send jewelery.
I'm pretty sure she paid her publicist for this story hoping on the off chance that "he" would read it.
Jewellery requires care. Send granite slabs.
Who dat niggah?
What's the bet someone sent her flowers once, but she has been out of the country so she hasn't picked them up. The dog-walker idiot then assumes she's been getting flowers every day from some obsessed lover.